Paris and Posh Friends Forever

Ok well maybe not, that would mean that Posh would really have to lower her standards. The other day Posh was overheard saying some not so nice things about poor lil Paris. This whole situation was stirred up because Paris told a British publication that she thought she and Posh could be great friends. HAhahahah someone forgot to tell Posh the good news because she has told a friend "Over my dead body! We couldn't be more different. You won't catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on."

Sounds like the newest Hollywood blond at least has the intelligence to leave the house fully dressed. We can greatly appreciate her style and class, hopefully the celebusluts do not influence her to act badly.