Paris and Posh Friends Forever

Ok well maybe not, that would mean that Posh would really have to lower her standards. The other day Posh was overheard saying some not so nice things about poor lil Paris. This whole situation was stirred up because Paris told a British publication that she thought she and Posh could be great friends. HAhahahah someone forgot to tell Posh the good news because she has told a friend "Over my dead body! We couldn't be more different. You won't catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on."

Sounds like the newest Hollywood blond at least has the intelligence to leave the house fully dressed. We can greatly appreciate her style and class, hopefully the celebusluts do not influence her to act badly.

Earth to Britney

Let's discuss this, bras and panties go under your clothes. At the very least, if you are going to strip and go swimming then you should really make sure that your wearing a cute and sexy matching set. The funky pink selection certainly didn't go together.

We can hope in the future Ms. Spears keeps her clothes on after two hour long business meetings.

Paris Votes?

Please say that the fate of the "Free World" does not rest on the beautifully manicured hands of the most famous jailbird in the country! Say it's not so!!!! Paris Hilton is claiming that she votes in every election and even magically voted in the Presidential election last year. Guess someone was smart enough not to tell her when the real election is so she can't screw it up for the rest of the country. Now let's hope her phone doesn't get any messages letting her know when election day really is, she might actually show up which could be a catastrophe!

Mommy Paris?!?

According to sources that spoke to Closer a British magazine Paris Hilton is looking forward to starting a family of her own. Oh the horrors! It has been rumored that if Paris doesn't find Mr. Right immediately that she is considering adoptiong! This is a nightmare in progress if this really does happen, people like Paris certainly do not need to ruin the world with their children.

While the brood of adopted children works really well for people like Angelina, there is no reason why someone like Paris should screw up the poor needy children of the world. Hopefully the adoption agencies are busy with Angelina and Brad and do not have time for Paris.

K-Fed Shopping Spree

So while Britney is walking around buying poor innocent animals such as London to corrupt K-Fed is doing some shopping of his own. Seems the biggest difference is Britney Spears is shopping for herself while K-Fed is shopping for the boys nursery. K-Fed has recently just dropped another $14,000 over the initial $45,000 that Britney spent decorating their rooms after Sean Preson was born.

Rumors are also circulating that K-Fed called child protective services because Britney's pool was unsafe since there was no safety fence surrounding the pool. At this point it is all rumors and speculation since Britney Spears is one of the most hated mothers in the world. But the rumors are swirling that the call to child services is what has prompted Britney to move from her home to the hotel she is staying at lately. Guess she can't afford a fence, or even a new house, especially since she can't afford swim suits for the poor boys.

Perez Hilton Being Sued AGAIN

Ok this seems to be nothing new at all. The self-proclaimed gay Queen of All Media is once again being sued because he doesn't know when to shut his mouth. Samantha Ronson the DJ friend of our favorite recovering alcoholic is after Perez and Sunset Photo Agency for a small price of only $20 million dollars. That's a whole lotta blogging Perez, get busy typing! Samantha's lawsuit is for libel because the Queen...errrr loser of all media has claimed that Samantha has been tipping off the paparazzi for the location of Lindsay and that she stopped on purpose at a gas station so pics of Lindsay passed out in the car could be taken. Perez and the other site also claimed that it was Samantha's coke found in Lindsay's car.

Looks like Perez will be paying out a hella lot of money in the next few years as his number of lawsuits continues to rise. Seems he is the most popular person out of LA to sue! Anyone want to take bets over the next person to sue Perez?

Paris Ego Filled Interview

We all know that Paris Hilton is so full of herself it's not even funny but not the ego trip queen is telling The Sunday Times a British newspaper "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blond - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, ...I'm that icon."

OMG someone knock some sense into her. Someone as famous as Marilyn Monroe, nor as respected as Princess Diana should ever be compared to the celebtrash that Paris Hilton is. That's such a major crime of unlimited proportions. I don't recall ever seeing Princess Diana serving time in jail...guess I missed that breaking news story.

Party Time for Lindsay

After a rather boring 45 day stay at the rehab center Promises Lindsay Lohan left and ran straight to the biggest party city in the country. Celebrating the birthday of pal Jenny was the goal, but sources have said there was no alcohol anywhere near Lindsay. Her publicist Leslie Sloane has said that Lindsay decided to wear an ankle bracelet designed to monitor for alcohol so that she could really stay on the sober side.

We wish Lindsay luck, maybe now the party crew is down to only Britney, Nicole and Paris things can smooth out for everyone.

Calling All Yorkie Breeders!!!

Let me get this straight...Britney Spears can't even manage to find swim suits for her boys, drops them in public (oh wait sorry) almost drops them in public and someone trusted her with a yorkie puppy? Somebody sure wasn't thinking clearly when they sold her that dog. Nor was she thinking clearly when she bought it. Who in their right mind pays $3,000 for a yorkie puppy? I sure haven't spent that much on my yorkies combined and I have 4. Guess as long as you look stupid someone will always pull the sucker routine to make as much dough as possible off of you.