Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Perfect Nursery Colors

In the wake of Paris's trip to the pokey, and now Nicole facing jail time in a DUI charge herself it brings the questions of the proper nursery colors for these little party girls. Should they choose a nice passive pastel pink and blue motif, or should they stick to the highly spicy colors of orange, with a few black and white stripes added in for effect?

Maybe Nicole will have a more sympathetic judge as long as she is a good girl and learns from Paris's mistakes.

Lesson 1. Do not be late for court.
Lesson 2. Act good in court and not smug.
Lesson 3. 23 Days in jail will humble almost anyone.

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